Women of BioShock
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On that day, humanity received a grim reminder.
why am I not tumblr famous yet.
heads, tails. dead, alive?
Surviving such a crash,
Should be considered as luck or convenience,But I’ve never been a person,
To question providence.
You’re new to this dark world underwater,
So please boy-o, heed my advice.
My name is Atlas,
And I intend to keep you alive.
There’s many creatures out there,
Waiting to rip you apart.
They’ll steal all your valuables,
So it’s best to play it smart.
But first, before anything,
To keep you safe and sound,
Would you kindly grab a crowbar or somethin’,
You’ll need to reach higher ground.
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
i needed this
bucky complaining that they still don’t have flying cars like stark promised
Reblog if you support Maggie Smith becoming immortal.
Happy Birthday Booker DeWitt!
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”