SOFT PLUNGE
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http://ashagreyjoyed.tumblr.com/post/31712601715 ashagreyjoyed

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

http://studip.tumblr.com/post/90899922329/parents-yells-at-you-parents-screams-at studip
  • parents: *yells at you*
  • parents: *screams at you*
  • parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*
  • me: *raises voice slightly*
  • parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down
http://goblin-techies.tumblr.com/post/95948131103/goes-into-battle-without-the-potion-sellers goblin-techies

goblin-techies:

goblin-techies:

*goes into battle without the potion seller’s strongest potion*

im just kidding i would never do this

http://wandamaxmoff.tumblr.com/post/82583162084 wandamaxmoff
http://orcses.tumblr.com/post/32629241570 orcses

yass-god:

real acting

http://meowgoesthebear.tumblr.com/post/95434729968 meowgoesthebear
yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

http://glennoconnell.tumblr.com/post/90555962420 glennoconnell

jopara:

http://mirror.tumblr.com/post/93615213489/someone-aww-you-look-so-much-cuter-without-your mirror
  • Someone: aww you look so much cuter without your glasses on
  • Me: aww what a coincidence because so do you
http://heyyyybrother.tumblr.com/post/54805552967 heyyyybrother
http://jackfrost.co.vu/post/80122707153/im-frequently-visited-by-three-spirits-at-night jaclcfrost

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
http://seriousjones.tumblr.com/post/90631390420/when-someone-at-my-4th-of-july-barbeque-tries-to seriousjones

seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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http://liampaayne.tumblr.com/post/90505697097 liampaayne
http://pinefarts.tumblr.com/post/77338612288/i-am-groot pinefarts

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

http://illkim.tumblr.com/post/75922029059/you-smoke-only-recreationally illkim

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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